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Foot-in-Mouth disease

I swear, those European officials have such a hilarious tenancy to say dumb stuff when the cameras turn on.  Today's example was the dude that said, and I'm paraphrasing, that Cyprus could be a model for future bailouts throughout Europe.  Way to freak out the markets, bro.  Somebody should see if that guy shorted the market an hour before his press conference.

I'm sure there will be a substantial amount of backpedaling in the early hours of tomorrow's European trading.  Based on that, and the DJIA oscillators I like to look at, I would fully expect a gap up tomorrow again.

Today's scores:

Score totals June '12 to today: